This t-shirt is available in my online shop! Grab one here!
In five years you will be given the opportunity for promotion - to the rank of Head Assistant Dragon Wrangler. This role will come with the possibility of otherwordly travel, semi-magic spells and troll herding. Some heavy lifting involved.
This is my own original design, hand-painted with screen-printing inks. High quality, unique - and totally machine washable!